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?90% z vás se určitě nedostane na střední školu.?
Po chvilce ticha se postaví jeden žák a řekne:
?Pane učiteli, vždyť nás tolik ani není.?
V hodině učitelka vykládá látku:
?Děti, ví někdo z vás, co je to pštros??
Ani jeden žák to neví, a tak vysvětluje:
?Pštros je taková velká slepice, velká asi jako já...?
Učitel vysvětluje:
?Jsou lidé s vysokým IQ a lidé s nízkým IQ. Ti co mají nízké IQ si to neradi přiznávají. Ukážeme to na jednom příkladě. Kdo z vás si myslí, že má nízké IQ, ať se postaví.?
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?Tak dobře,? povídá učitel, ?Pepíčku, proč si myslíš, že máš nízké IQ??
?Já si to vůbec nemyslím,? odpovídá Pepíček, ?ale by hloupé, abyste v celé třídě stál sám.?
Učitelka se ptá dětí ve škole: "Děti co nám dává husa?".
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"Škvarky!"
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